Great new songs discovered: 1
Mood at 8 am, on a scale of 1-10: 9
Major sewage problems discovered: 1
Shovels full of nastiness removed: unknown. Too depressing to count.
Times vomited today from the putrid smell: 3
Times vomited due to any other reason in the last 6 months: 0
Blisters on feet due to getting shoes wet: 1 (but its really big)
Snails stepped on: 1
Number of shoes worn during the snail stepping: 0
Times I got raw sewage on me: 2
Number of times I found a brown clump in my hair and freaked out: 5
Number of times it was henna instead of sewage: 4.
Mood at 2 pm, on a scale of 1-10: -6000
Amount of hand sanitizer used, measured in 32 oz bottles: 1/5
Number of fire ant hills hit by a weedwhacker: 1
Number of ants angered by this: Approximately 9 trillion.
Jump/flail/hop ‘get these ants off me” dance, in seconds: 20
Neighbors watching and laughing: 1.
Fire ant bites: 1
Number of times arson was considered: 40. But the day isnt over.
And how has your day been?