My Day, by the Numbers

Great new songs discovered: 1

Mood at 8 am, on a scale of 1-10: 9

Major sewage problems discovered: 1

Shovels full of nastiness removed: unknown. Too depressing to count.

Times vomited today from the putrid smell: 3

Times vomited due to any other reason in the last 6 months: 0

Blisters on feet due to getting shoes wet: 1 (but its really big)

Snails stepped on: 1

Number of shoes worn during the snail stepping: 0

Times I got raw sewage on me: 2

Number of times I found a brown clump in my hair and freaked out: 5

Number of times it was henna instead of sewage: 4.

Mood at 2 pm, on a scale of 1-10: -6000

Amount of hand sanitizer used, measured in 32 oz bottles: 1/5

Number of fire ant hills hit by a weedwhacker: 1

Number of ants angered by this: Approximately 9 trillion.

Jump/flail/hop ‘get these ants off me” dance, in seconds: 20

Neighbors watching and laughing: 1.

Fire ant bites: 1

Number of times arson was considered: 40. But the day isnt over.

And how has your day been?

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