You just have to try again.

If you’ve been following my exploits and misadventures for any length of time, you’ll probably remember the salty, bitter tear-and-consolation-wine soaked post of defeat that I made about my first and last half marathon attempt. I tried to be positive, and I tried to even be a little bit funny, but it was a rough post to make. There may have been a few hard swallows and a brushing away of the tears welling up, because I wanted so badly to write about my epic victory and how I qualified for Boston finished.

Guys, that sucked. And it still sucks, whenever I think about it. I don’t want to go out like that, with a record worse than [insert sports guy with terrible batting or shooting or sport-throw-balling record here. I don’t know. I don’t follow these things.] That’s simply not how it’s done. When things don’t go well, you pick yourself up, brush yourself off or ice your knee as the case may be, and you try again.

And so, to absolutely no trumpets or fanfare, I have decided to try again. I have registered for the OKC Memorial Marathon, to make my second attempt at the half.

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We are BACK, baby.

This marathon is a really important one to me. It’s been ranked one of the Top 12 in the world to do by Runner’s World magazine. Madame X, who is my equivalent of the neighborhood drug peddler when it comes to athleticism, says it’s the best event she’s been to, hands down.

All proceeds go towards the OKC National Memorial, which is a beautiful museum and park memorializing the events of April 19th, 1995, when 166 people died in an act of domestic terrorism. I have been fortunate enough to visit this memorial, and I can’t say enough about it, though words can’t accurately describe the feeling of it. It’s beautiful. Sober. Dignified. Hopeful. If you ever get a chance to go, please do.

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“We come here to remember those who were killed, those who survived and those changed forever. May all who leave here know the impact of violence. May this memorial offer comfort, strength, peace, hope and serenity.

Orpheus himself couldnt make a better playlist

So, getting the final bits together before the run on Sunday. Heres my tentative playlist, which feels like it may have been handed down to me from the heights of Mt Olympus.

I dunno, yall. Im new to this, so we will just have to see how it goes. I tried to include not only songs I liked, but songs that would remind me of good times and good people.

Alone in kyoto- air

American pie- don mclean

Dark doo wop-ms mr

Daffodil Lament-the cranberries

Feel good inc- gorillaz

Hung up- madonna

Kiss with a fist- florence + the machine

Little talks-of monsters and men

Lose yourself- eminem

Hounds of love- futureheads

Fast and frightening- L7

Eye of the tiger- survivor

Enter the ninja- die antwoord

First day of my life- bright eyes

The distance- cake

Days go by-dirty vegas

A daisy chain 4 satan- thrill kill kult

Toy box- icp

Glad I met you- d. Gookin

Cemetery gates- pantera

Build me up butter cup- the foundations

Break ya neck- busta rhymes

Bug powder dust- kruder and dorfmeister

Safe and sound- capital cities

Ass and titties- dj assault

Baby blue- badfinger

Battleflag- lo fidelity all stars

Big time sensuality- bjork

I fink u freeky- die antwoord

How soon is now- the smiths

Nerdcore rising- mc frontalot

Mama said knock you out- ll cool j

Janine- soul coughing

That old pair of jeans- fatboyslim

Just one fix- ministry

Nachna onda nei- tigerstyle

Rainbow in the dark- dio

Youre the best- joe esposito

Upside down- diana ross

A real hero- college ft electric youth

Shitlist- L7

Something good 08- utah saints

I will follow you into the dark- deathcab for cutie

The wire- haim

You wish-nightmares on wax

I also made sure my roots were done andthat my toenails were painted midnight blue, because I dont want to see them all bruised at the end of the race.

Bring it.